Angels Wanna Wear My Red Shoes

Chris Henry is accused of smashing a guy's car window with a beer bottle, and punching said guy in the face. Chad Johnson does a 5-minute ramble with a befuddled ESPN anchor who has no idea what Ocho is talking about. (Neither does anyone else). Mike Brown helps lead a crusade against the current CBA with the players, the crux of his argument being, apparently, that the owners don't make enough money. This, while operating within the most successful, richest sports league in the history of the world. And oh, yeah, enjoying monopoly status.

And, double oh yeah, spending the week at The Breakers in Palm Beach, where a room goes for four figures a night.

Here's an option, NFL owners: If it's that tragic operating within a system that all but guarantees you money just for fielding a team, then sell. Find yourself a job where competition is mandatory and revenues/profits are not all but guaranteed. Until then, keep a low profile.

Excuse me if I missed the part where the owner asks forgiveness/patience/anything for 16 non-winning seasons in the last 17 years and for the national punchline his franchise has returned to being.

Rich guys rattling their jewelry never looks good. Around here these days, especially.