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Paul Daugherty
Paul Daugherty has been an Enquirer sports columnist since 1994 and has been chronicling Cincinnati sports since 1988. He has covered almost every major sporting event in America, as well as five Summer Olympics. Along the way, he has been named one of the country's top-5 sports columnists four times, and Ohio columnist of the year on seven different occasions. Last year, he was voted 2nd-best sports columnist in the country, by the Associated Press Sports Editors.

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Friday, March 23, 2007

You never know what might show up on this Blog

This, for example, from my good friend Nick Corey, a guitar man and would-be American Idol star. He wants name suggestions for his two-man band. He promises great wealth to the winner. Or something. Please help out a poor West Side boy. Live Big (Head Todd and the Monsters)


Paul--I've seen you plug bands on your blog...I'm not going to ask you to plug my two-man accoustic deal (in which Guitar Maestro Sean McGary--of local party band Marsha Brady-- and myself play awesome versions of Springsteen, Pearl Jam, Fuel, Violent Femmes, Van Morrison, Snow Patrol, John Denver, and many, many others). I wouldn't stoop so low to ask for a plug (though we are at J Taps on Glenway in Western Hills on Saturday night). HOWEVER, places we play are asking us what our band name is so they can hang fliers the week leading up to our playing in their bars, and we sheepishly have to admit we don't have one. We've thought about "Two Irish Guys"...but folks might show up expecting authentic Irish Music...that's not happening.=.thought about Tammy Why Not?...but someone else stole it...thought about Free Beer, but realized a marquee displaying "Free Beer here Saturday Night!" would definitely cause a Who concert-type throng on the West Side...particularly if the crowd thinks it's Hudy Delight...SO...Since you go "off" sports on your blog frequently, how about telling people that you're accepting name ideas for a two-man accoustical gig that plays around town...if we pick a winner from a submission, that individual gets a free drink on us of his or her choice (Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, or anything else the bar just MIGHT offer) if they ever come to one of our gigs.


22 Comments:

at 11:08 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not the "Two Man Acoustic Band" - a nod to Rick Belanger's Five Man Electrical Band of the 60s and 70s

 
at 11:55 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about : "Two Guys Looking for Free Beer"
or Have Guitars Need Beer or
Beer Powered Guitars

 
at 12:07 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Screamin' Cats

 
at 12:15 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loggins & Messina

 
at 12:31 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought "Luke and the Failure to Communicates". would be a good band name even if nobody in the band is named luke.

 
at 12:43 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always liked "Slow Leak"

DEJ (initials for prize verification purposes)

 
at 1:22 PM Blogger SportsMania said...

How about 'Rocky Road' or 'Shake & Bake' or 'Mac & Cheese'. You know, go with a something that people can relate to.
Heck, if they are going to be a Westside band, maybe they should stick to the roots of what everyone on the westside loves and just go with something like 'Purple Panthers'.

 
at 1:54 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sound like a cover band, how bout "Hey Isnt that" or "Under Covers".......

 
at 2:49 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

What say ye "Two Note" ??

 
at 2:55 PM Blogger baundy said...

Half Past Drunk

 
at 3:22 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being a lifelong Eastsider, I would normally not bother. But I do have a suggestion: Fighting Lawnchairs – it worked for my 1980s-era softball team, which played pretty well.

There are a few benefits: a logo of a chaise lounge guitat player; a motto (Play With Ability, Win with Emotion – Roll Chairs!); a team song (theme from "Rawhide," with "keep them lawnchairs rollin' instead of doggies); and a team drink (Blue Hawaiian).

 
at 3:35 PM Blogger Bill said...

I always thought a good name for a band would be Now Hiring or Help Wanted. Then you'd have free advertising all over the place.

 
at 4:32 PM Blogger Paul Daugherty said...

How 'bout Sons of Joe Nuxhall... or Your Daughter's Elder Boyfriend... or The Cornholers... OK, maybe not The Cornholers

 
at 5:51 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guacamole Meatballs

 
at 10:21 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Two Man Gig

 
at 8:48 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about "Will string for beer"

 
at 3:16 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since Nick is an everlasting westsider and proud of it, my suggestion would be "45248"

 
at 8:16 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heres a few suggestions to consider: WETSU(WE EAT THIS S**T UP) or BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN WESTSIDE or BROKEBACK ACOUSTICS or GLENWAY (AVE). One more... CORNHOLE ACOUSTICS

 
at 3:17 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "Hold the Beans" in reference with our love for Skyline and all things chili.

ARR (for Beer Redemption ID).

 
at 9:12 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Acoostoo? It says it all.

 
at 10:53 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a Goonies fan, and I've found that references to that movie resonate with us 20-somethings around here.

To that end, how about:
"Sloth Love Chunk"
or
"Chester Copperpot"

RMC

 
at 2:51 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Two

 
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