Tony Bruno: The new Paul Harvey

Somebody actually reads this stuff? Incredible. The other day, I ripped my new pal T. Bruno in the blog for having a sports talk show about nothing. It's the Seinfeld of AM radio. TB read it, or someone mentioned it to him or something, so his producer called me today, to ask me to defend myself. (Bigshot national radio guys never call you themselves.)

We had a very nice conversation on the air. It was about nothing, naturally. But good nothing. Informative nothing. It was very good nothing radio. Seinfeld did OK. I'm guessing my man T does pretty well, too. It was probably just coincidence that every time I punched him up while I was in Sarasota, he was seducing a Hooters babe on the air. For a paycheck. I gotta admit, that's worth a little admiration.

Live big, T-Man. Keep up the good nothing.