we dont need no stinkin sports

How 'bout Farrah's hair at the Emmys? Anyone tell her it's not 1975? The only thing better than honoring an old schlock-meister like Aaron Spelling was having the 3 original Angels doing the honoring... somehow, none thanked her plastic surgeon, even though Kate Jackson's face was stretched like leather on a football...and c'mon, what was Candice Bergen thinking? I didnt know they had thrift shops in Hollywood...

Ah, but Virginia Madsen...oh, my.

I've always thought this, and last night proved it: Barry Manilow is an alien.

nice that 24 won, but after 5 years of saving the world, I thought it was running out of gas last season...

Don't like Entourage, won't miss Deadwood, after Sopranos is done next spring, HBO comes off the TV bill...

And while I'm at it, Rescue Me has been a big disappointment this year. Its first-season edge has been replaced by soap opera storylines. Enough with the relationship stuff. I didn't watch Sex and the City the first time it was on. When does The Shield come back?

I thought Cirque du Soleil was a chick thing. Then I saw it. Amazing, athletic, moving, worthwhile. Ballet on acid. These people make mainstream jocks look like Peewee Herman. It's here thru the middle of the month. I recommend it.

Glad to see the Cardinals' .175 hitting catcher came through. Two games in a row. Live big, Jason LaRue. Elsewhere.