Other Than That, Mrs. Lincoln...
Steelers beat Reds, 14-10... Jerry Narron responds to 18th loss in 23 games by saying, "We did a great job offensively.''
Which brings to mind:
Davy Crockett at the Alamo: "We did a great job, defensively.''
Custer at L.B.H. -- "Cool headdresses.''
Pickett at Gettysburg: "I liked our spunk.''
'64 Phillies: "We gave it a good, long run.''
Titanic sinks: Passengers Treated to After-Dinner Swim!
Great Depression creates greater appreciation for dimes!
1929, what a great year for camping out!
Elvis died, but how 'bout that Annette Funicello!
And so on. Feel free to add your own lunacy.
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Post a Comment*Marvin Lewis after every Bengals' loss: "We did a lot of good things today." That's a personal favorite of mine.
By the way, when does training camp start?
Nixon after Watergate: "I had good foreign policy!"
Mike Brown circa 2001 - "these things run in cycles"
"We're one player away."
- Mike Brown, 1991 - 2004
That dumb broad can't get rid of me! -Bob Huggins
I have quite a few here...
Chad Johnson on CB Al Harris: "The bad thing is, he has to cover me. The good, is, he can save 15 percent by switching his insurance to Geico."
Carson Palmer: "It makes it easy when you got a defense out there playing."
Kobe Bryant on why he shoots so much: "I have to be assertive, and if the ball doesn't go in, it gives us a good rebounding opportunity."
Steve Mariucci on Charles Rogers after Rogers had 4 receptions for 41 yards: "I thought he played well. I think he made a good statement today."
Deion Sanders on the state of his body: "If women weren't present, I'd take off my shirt and show you how good I look. Trust me, 37-year-olds can't do what I do."
Mike Tyson: "My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I'm too sensitive."
John Daly on a rain delay: "I've had marriages that have lasted shorter than this."
The all you can buffet was great, despite the salmonella after effects.
John McNamara on Bill Buckner's blunder in '86: "He almost got it."
On the sale of Babe Ruth to the Yanks: "The money is still compounding."
On Frank Robinson trade for Milt Pappas: "Frank can't pitch worth spit."
On the Chicago Blacksox throwing the 1919 World Series: "We're still fay-moose!"
Two more:
On Rose betting on baseball: "He never bet agains the Reds!"
On Barry Bonds breaking Aaron's record: "He hit at least a couple hundred of them without the help of steroids."
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