Man unlawful

A few days after I wrote a column savaging the NFL Draft, I got a few e-mails telling me I'd violated a Man Law. Manly men can't get enough of Boomer Berman and Mel the Hairman talking about difference makers and 40 times. That got me to thinking: What other Man Laws do I break?

I mean, just because I was reading the magazine Cottage Living in the sauna at the YMCA the other day doesnt make me, um, curious. Right?

I own a pink shirt. I watch HGTV. (Love those real estate, what-half-a-mil-buys shows)... heck, I watch Fine Living. (Dream job: The Wandering Golfer) I...I... like to...garden. And cook. Occasionally, I'll watch women's golf. I ask directions.

On the other hand, I drink beer, watch The Shield and often leave the toilet seat up. I've never owned an orange car.

So, thumbs up or down on my man lawful-ness? And what might you do that breaks The Law? You've got it easy. You can be anonymous. I've got to put my name on this thing, which I gotta say is a manly damned thing to do. This will be a topic on my 700 WLW radio show tonight, 6 to 9:30.