It wasn't me

I did not have s--, no, wait. I did not drink too much and run over a woman (allegedly) in Clermont County early this AM... I don't even drink (in that bar), I don't own a truck (at present), I don't live in Hamersville (for sure). I don't even know where it is. Thanks to the thousands who have e-mailed, blog-posted and called, expressing their fervent hope, er, concern that I was in deep spit.