The NFL Daft

No typo. Daft it is. Could be the dumbest day in sports. Tell me again which can't miss lineman has the best 40 time, which wide receiver has the greatest sleeve length and how so-and-so's stock dropped because he doesnt throw a tight enough spiral. No "event'' has more "experts'' spouting so much junk as if it's gospel. They tell you everything about a player except if he can play football.

The charter members of the Get A Life movement are seated in Radio City in New York on Daft Day. I mean, don't you have some weeds to pull or garbage to take out?

I must be missing something vital in my DNA, but I truly don't get the fascination with who the Bills will pick in the 4th round or if the Rams will trade up in Round 1. "War'' rooms, "on the clock'', M. Kiper's steel-belted radial hair. Why?

Give the NFL this: It understands perfectly its audience, which continues to grow. The league moves seamlessly from reg. season to postseason, to Super Bowl to Combine (don't get me started on that silliness) to Daft to mini-camp to preseason... the circle is unbroken. Just wake me in September.