Laugh, sadly

I've gotten this e-mailed to me several times today, from all over the country...

1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati?>>A huddle.>>2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving?>>The police.>>3. Why can't Chris Henry get into a huddle on the field anymore?>> It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.>>4. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown>Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf>>because the Bengals "play better on grass.">>5. Coach Marvin Lewis has adopted a new "Honor System" for his players>>"Yes, your Honor, No your Honor".>>6. The Bengals had a 9 and 6 season this year:>>9 arrests (literally), 6 convictions.>>>7. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense, but>they couldn't get the defensive coordinator they really wanted:>>Johnny Cochran>>8. How do the Bengals spend their first week at mini-camp?>> Studying the Miranda Rights.