cheap beer

I'm off on vacation, 10 days in Florida, to do nothing but play golf and drink cheap beer. Does it get any better than that? The world's premium cheap beer is Keystone Light. Whenever I want people to laugh at me -- and who doesn't want that, right? -- I tell them I drink Keystone. Twelve bucks for a 30-pack, goes down like water. I consider myself a beer connoisseur. I've had Guinness in a Dublin pub, Mythos in Athens in the shade of the Acropolis and Hudy Delight at Quatman's in Norwood. I have a big bottle of Belgian called Affligem Tripel, waiting to be uncorked for a special occasion. When it comes to beer, I know what I know. Keystone rocks. Live big. And, of course, drink responsibly.