no gatoring allowed

Let's see if we have this straight: The NFL has decreed that Chad Johnson can still celebrate, as long as he's upright. He can still dance, but he can't putt with the pylon. He can't give CPR to the football or propose to a cheerleader, unless he can do it standing up. He can Riverdance, to a point, but if he does it too long, that's a penalty. Will the referees now wear stopwatches? Will they put it to replay? Can the NFL acquire a sense of humor for a commisioner to be named later?
Only the NFL could take something amusing and subject it to so many guidelines it seems like a government regulation. How the competition committee and the owners could look at what Johnson does and see "taunting'' is beyond me. Of course, this is the same league that fined Johnson a total of $70,000 a few years ago, for not pulling up his socks...
I don't mean to sound insensitive, but is it possible, now, to cease with the Huggins farewells? Wasn't he roasted, I don't know, several years and two coaches ago? Please tell me his story won't be like Pete Rose's. Twenty years from now, I don't want to be hearing how he shouldn't have been mutually agreed upon terminated. The rumor is, UC will have basketball again nextb year, and quite possibly for years to come. Live big